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Curly Murali

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
by cromedream69 February 8, 2007
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Moral Bankruptcy

n.

1. A declaration at some point during the evening (it may be declared by friends or a self-declaration), that you are now totally lacking in moral principles or quality for the remainder of the evening; Unscrupulous;

2. Depleted of valuable qualities or characteristics
Yo, my man has a wedding ring and is grinding on everybody in this club... I guess he's declared moral bankruptcy.

Friend: That girl is hella drunk. Since I already declared moral bankruptcy, I'm calling dibs.
You: Damn son, you are one grimy son of a bitch.
by The Incredible Hawk July 30, 2009
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Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.
Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.
by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010
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Moral relativism

Moral relativism is the philosophy that there are no objective moral standards at any place or any time
Mark:Murder is objectively wrong

John:that's not true sometimes murder is morally justified

Mark:How?!
John: well in my moral relativism nothing is objectively right or wrong.
by The real Jester August 21, 2016
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Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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Meraliz

Most beautiful girl. Meraliz's are often short and smurf-like they.

Meraliz- name of a puerto rican girl.
the cutest girl in the world is........ MERALIZ!!
by kia020 February 26, 2013
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Maralee

She is very active and funny. No one can get in her way from having fun. She is always happy and anyone is lucky to have her.
Maralee is the happiest person I know!
by Jessica Stewart June 30, 2011
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