government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Mulder

Special Agent Fox Mulder, one of the main characters of the show The X-Files.

While watching X-Files: "Why is Mulder always right with his nutter theories? Can't it EVER just be a crazy homicidal dude? Like, just once?"

by poisonjack March 24, 2008

Gov't Mule

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.

I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.

by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.

I will beat you like a rented mule.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

coke mule

1. A person who transports cocaine within their own body.
2. Being worked very hard and normally seeing little reward for your work.
3. Someone who you have control over (see bitch).

1. That coke mule had half a kilo in their ass.
2. My boss was running me like a coke mule today.
3. Bob is my coke mule.

by Izzak August 8, 2006

malverde

The patron saint of drug of drug dealers. Jesus Malverde was a Mexican Robin Hood who took from the rich and gave to the poor until he was killed by the police in 1909. Mexican drug traffickers constructed a shrine above his grave in Culiacan, where they worship frequently. It is conveniently located in one of the most frequent marijuana and opium trafficking centers in Mexico. Many drug dealers and distributors buy all sorts of Malverde memorabilia (shirts, statues, figurines) to protect themselves from the police. (seen in A Man Apart)

Yo ese, 5-0! Malverde, mi amigo, deshágase de la policía.
Translation: Yo homes, 5-0. Malverde, my friend, get rid of the cops.

by Waja Chickenwing Wee February 8, 2008