muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

by AKB June 29, 2005

muffin

A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery."
"aw, muffin"

by Chaos Descending December 31, 2003

muffin

a large person that wears clothes to tight and their fat hangs over and looks like a muffin top

"Amira,I dont want to see your muffin"

by Eva4789 December 28, 2005

Muffin

A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc...

But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin?
My friend: Me.
Me: You're dead now!
My friend: :O

by Eric :) July 1, 2009

muffin

A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

by quignugget April 26, 2010

Muffin

An Ibiza Slang Term For A Front Bum

I Ragged That Muffin Goooooood!

by Square Bar January 21, 2008

muffin

one of the best bakery goods in the world.

i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.

by god of agg poopy July 24, 2008