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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Mammarian

Noun: A boobs guy. Adjective: descriptive of a connoisseur of cannons 🍈🍈
Hey, number 5, left hand if you’re a mammarian; right had for ass!

White boys usually be mammarian.
by Testtube528 August 4, 2023
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short term mammary loss

A condition of short term memory loss generally caused by the site of boobs, whether clothed or naked the effects are the same.
Dude I totally got short term mammary loss the other day when I saw Becky's boobs in her new bikini at the beach
by HallowsEnd June 28, 2017
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Muammared

Violently sodomized through ones clothing by a sharpened make-shift dildo, e.g., a sharpened tree limb, without the consent or permission of the receiver.
Former Libyan strongman Col. Gaddafi was muammared with a stick in a ditch.
by psychoholica October 29, 2011
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wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing
wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Good mammary

from the latin, bosomus maximus, meaning tetas muy grandes, or large tits.
by BigPimpDaddyE May 1, 2003
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mammarian follower

aficionado of the female breast, lover of 'tits, etc
that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!

if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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