Mitchell

The most amazing guy you can ever meet. Once you start talking to him you can't stop. He is like a drug. He has the most beautiful blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, great barbie-ish laugh, tall, and extremely sweet. His family gets complicated at times but he usually can get through it. He needs people to be there for him. He truly only loves one person. He will hurt you, toss you around a little, but in the end, you were the only person he loves. Even though it may not seem like it. He has the most interesting perspective of life. He will love you forever no matter what you put each other through.

Guy: Is that Mitchell?
Girl: Yea, he is amazing
Guy: Didn't he date most of your best friends?
Girl: Yea, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway, and he feels the same way.

Guy: Just don't get hurt
Girl: If anything, I will hurt him back...

by Nalleeewaayyy<3 April 18, 2013

Billy Mitchelled

to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)

Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.

by dmozealous January 7, 2011

Joni Mitchell

One of the most talented female singers in the world, with a wild, beautiful, haunting voice.

Joni Mitchell's "Blue" is a fabulous album.

by BobDylanROCKS October 9, 2006

Wet match in a dark room

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010

beca mitchell

The softest little babie to ever exist

I LOVE YOU BECA MITCHELL

by Kendricksrune March 15, 2020

Mix and match weapon

A weapon that is a mashup of normal weapons.

Quite possibly the best mix and match weapon is The Dual-Wield Chainsaw Shotgun Laser Earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.

by Someone404 March 10, 2020

Mitch McConnell

1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.

1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.

by Patriotic Leftie March 6, 2021