Moostarde

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

Mosterest

being greater then most.

I LOVE AMANDA THE MOSTEREST!!!! TI AMO AMANDA!!!!!!!

by ILLBUrRomeo September 4, 2005

mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011

montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010

mortar

Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.

80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005