moses

One of the hippest Jews on the planet, like Jesus and Woody Allen.

Yo moses, howzit goin homeslice!

by dehidral767 July 3, 2005

Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009

moses staff

when a guy gets his best male friend HARD.

dude you just gave me a moses staff...............!!!

by noahfina June 16, 2009

moses titties

A bad boob job where there is a defined separation between each breast. They are so far apart Moses separated them like the Red Sea.

That chick is hot, but she has Moses titties.

So?

by Iwasright August 13, 2017

Mosesso

Bad ass Harley Davidson ridin', bourbon drinkin' , hard workin' mofo.

I wish I was a Mosesso. Ah well.. We can't all be perfect.

by Supermanlol November 25, 2018

mossyhead

A place where the men are men and the goats are scared. Where strange and peculiar people gather under the powerlines. A cess pool of those prone to make, use and sell methamphetamine.

Mossyhead is a place where the men are men and the goats are scared

by Virginia Evans January 7, 2019