Claire Morton

a claire morton is another term for a rugby player or a sports player

Claire Morton has been practicing a lot for their game

by ASS MAN1852 October 3, 2021

Jude Morton

Very tall guy that will break your ankles any day in basketball.

“Oh that’s Jude Morton, he collects ankles on daily basis”

by Window cleaner 69 January 28, 2020

alfie morton

A beast lad

Alfie Morton is a beast lad

by lolboy101 June 6, 2015

morton, wa

Morton, WA is a small redneck hick town in Washington. You can find a lot of old cranky ass people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. Morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. Morton is know for its high volume of teenage whores that fuck eachother boyfriends/girlfriends. It is also known for its infamous Chapman Road trailer park. Which is a main place that all the crack head druggie make and deal their meth. Good job Morton!

Man: Hey, do you know where I can buy some really cheap meth?
Man 2: Yeah. Go to Morton, WA.

by torirae19 October 3, 2016

morton grove

one of the worst hoods in chicago, known for its gang violence and drug addicticts, has the highest murder rate due to gang violence in illinois

if somebody's from morton grove, you better becareful what you say around him because he might pop you.

by Tino Williams December 17, 2007

nathan morton

The last person you see before you finally get up and drink the bleach you have been saving.

I just saw Nathan Morton.

by Nipple Cleaver September 10, 2016

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022