Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.

The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.

by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021

Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!

"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."

by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021

JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis

Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business

by seee..pearl April 23, 2024

refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007