Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 24, 2024

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod

i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day

by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

mortal kombat

game you play

game play mortal kombat

by moloka September 22, 2023