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Mormon knees

Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
by VallejoRob August 26, 2009
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mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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Mormon Dormon

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.
I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.
by soldier's girl September 20, 2010
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Mormonville

Any city in Utah
Bill:"Where do you live?"
Hailey:"In Mormonville"
by aeden#@! January 23, 2011
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Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
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