Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
by VallejoRob August 26, 2009
Get the Mormon knees mug.A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
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Get the Mormon mug.Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
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Get the Mormon Assault Vehicle mug.The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.
I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.
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