Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

moolies

Comical, nonsense/comic-slang word for the testicles. Pioneered by the British comic Kenneth Williams in the 1960s.

I almost got kicked in the moolies by that nutter in the pub.

by Ezraman May 10, 2006

The Overlord of Mooses

A homosexual.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Moonies

The green awesomeness of DOOM a.k.a. Money

Give me your moonies bitch or I'll break your leg D:

by Muddymess January 26, 2009

moopies

little bitty bummer bugs that crawl thro u and make u depressed and bummed

ummmmmm lala woot woot yay oli i rock?! whoohoo

by olirox January 29, 2005

Moosie

Having the appearance of being drunk or actually being drunk.

Jon: *falls down laughing*

Bob: Jon you're so moosie right now.

Jon: Ha ha i know

by Laxbroski59 April 28, 2011