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Moonpie

When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus.
Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!
by Creamycakefilling December 17, 2010
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moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 16, 2010
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Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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moopies

little bitty bummer bugs that crawl thro u and make u depressed and bummed
ummmmmm lala woot woot yay oli i rock?! whoohoo
by olirox January 29, 2005
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moonpie

Someone who thinks they're your best friend when you really can't stand them; someone overly eager, almost crazily worshiping the ground you walk upon; can also be a stalker.

Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!"

Someone socially retarded.

Also can be referred to as autogoober or a really obnoxious kid.

The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically.
Moonpie: Oh my gosh! Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever.
Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there.
Victim: Umm.
Moonpie: Can I hug you!?
Victim: I guess...
Moonpie: I love you!
Victim: I lo--Thank you.
Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that?
Moonpie: We should hang out sometime!
Victim: Uh, OK.
by IAreGirl June 10, 2009
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moopie

Falling over ones own feet.
After drinking too much, Joshua had a moopie in the parking lot.
by dr_dank September 22, 2003
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mooliecool

a sentence abriveation used to say that "the moon looks cool"
originated from two girls who ate too many mushrooms, and tried to say "the moon looks cool"
wow Jeni, mooliecool!
by miss love January 14, 2008
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