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Moob ache

When man boobs cause pain to the side of the body, symptoms can include pain when laughing, sneezing or getting up to find the remote. Can be commonly mistaken for pectoral strain, although when lack of said muscle is exhibited, this can be ruled out.
greg: "ooww I think I hurt myself, stop making me laugh"
amy: "what have you done, gentle sir?"
greg: "I have strained my pectorials"
*looks at greg*
amy: "no, its definatley moob ache"
by fairyamykins123 December 9, 2010
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moob moob

meaning boom boom but backwards.
used to sound cute, when referring to heart beat, or sexual intercourse.
don't get mistaken and use the plain word moob alone. It will not be pretty.
he makes my heart go moob moob
by amee! January 27, 2009
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Moob Greaser

A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.
Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.
by Drudahomo May 29, 2008
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Moob Job

The act of a strange Pakistani man breaking the cervix of an ice-cold bitch.
Man, Mubariz gave Gaby one hell of a moob job.
by El Presidente, Si Si Si! September 1, 2009
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moob muting

To accidentally hit any button on a piece of electronic recording equipment with one's moobs, particularly during podcast recording.
"You've muted yourself." - TinyDancer
"...oh! All this moob muting!" - Fruit Brute
- GayGamer.net
by SilverSpirit October 18, 2008
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moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.
>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...
by MOOB KING September 20, 2009
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Moob Jam

where a fat person does not clean under their moobs and gets all gunk their, like what happens with your toes when you get toe jam.
eww, gross! dude, you have moob jam! do you not clean under your moobs at all?!?!
by Tom Rowen May 12, 2010
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