Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021

Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

Niggas Per Minute

Niggas Per Minute (abbreviated as "NPM") is a stat used to measure song lyrics. The NPM is the average amount of times the word "nigga" (or it's derivations: "nigger", "nig", etc.) is used per minute in a song.

For example: The song "344 Words" by Young Blaze is about 1 minute 45 seconds. He uses the word "nigga" 22 times. The NPM for "344 Words" is 15.17

Jason: Yo have you heard that new Meek Millz song? Shit's a banger!
Kyle: Yeah, but what's the Niggas Per Minute? Probably around like 10, he's no lyricist. Eminem got by fine with a steady 0 NPM throughout all his songs

by ~Resh February 22, 2011

Complete monster

A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..

Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.

by L2J July 20, 2012

in 5 minutes

A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.

At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!

by lordcg January 8, 2018

M-m-m-monster Kill

A phrase from Unreal Tournament and Unreal Tournament 2004 used as an award for getting 6 kills in a short amount of time. The effects in the sound are the letter M skipping 3 times (hence M-M-M-) and the word Kill echoing three times.

Awards preceding Monster Kill are Double Kill, Multi Kill, Mega Kill and ULTRA KILL, with LUDACRIS KILL! and H O L Y S H I T! coming after Monster Kill.

UT Announcer: Double ki- Multi kill! Mega KillULTRA KILL!!! M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

(note: the reason multi kill and mega kill are shortened is that usually the player is getting kills so quickly that there is not enough time for the announcer to utter the entire phrase and it is cut off, replaced by the next award sound. The ULTRA KILL phrase is also commonly completely replaced by the announcement of Killing Spree, when the player scores 5 kills without dying.)

by Reginald Maulding November 16, 2006

Of Monsters and Men

An indie folk/rock from Iceland. Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is the lead vocalist and guitarist, along with Ragnar "Raggi" Þórhallsson. Their sound is very different and unique and is like a drug for your ears.

girl: Have you hear of Of Monsters and Men?

guy: no... are they a band? They sound like a bunch of fags.

girl: -pulls out gun and shoots him-

by wally the fucking walrus 2 February 9, 2013