monki

a randy panda on a mission

hes a monki

by Jo October 26, 2003

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005

pubic monkies

what lives in the jungle of pubic hair.

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"

by David smells April 5, 2003

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monident

The type of confidence that you have when you have money.

Mr. A: are you still going ahead with the holiday with your girl?
Mr. B: yea, it will happen soon. I am monident now.

by Checked March 24, 2017

Monidipa

A strong person, who knows how to face life's trials and is also very creative and kind.

I wish Monidipa was my friend

by Terry 4256 November 25, 2021