Monogany

1. The highest ranking official in the Following of The Heat.
2. Equivalent to the pope in the catholic church.

Sarah Monogany Charles is infallible. Her word is like The Heat's herself.

by Heather "The Heat" January 14, 2008

Dominic Monaghan

A strangely gorgeous Brit with a crazy fun sense of humor and a NICE body. Formerly hung out with an old lady and solved mysteries (see Hetty Wainthropp). Merry in The Lord of the Rings movies, Geoffrey Shawcross in Hetty. Going to star in An Insomniac's Nightmare, appear in Shooting Livien, Spivs, and The Purifiers. Yay! He's so pretty...
Especially funny when paired with Billy Boyd.

They had become internal...they had to be coaxed out

by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

cereal monogamy

The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.

Not to be confused with serial monogamy.

"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.

by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015

mongathon

mongathon

(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.

See bongathon

The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.

by Hurnia January 1, 2007

monogamous slut

a male or female who submits to the sexual whims of his or her partner, is available at any time for sex, yet never strays or has sex with anyone outside the owner/slut relationship

When he arrived home, his monogamous slut was sleeping, but he knew he could wake her to service his cock, for she was his to command.

by Semirhage January 26, 2008

Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.

John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.

by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010

Mohagany Canoe

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.

by roger dodger June 27, 2012