Moldy foreskin

Its exactly what it means. But the moldy part is just old cum, anal juice, or pussy juice. Sometimes it may be infected from the nasty stuff under the foreskin.

Wife: You dtf right now

Husband: No sorry, I have "Moldy foreskin"

Wife: What I told you to wash your foreskin. I can take it of with a simple 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

by Kermit clit December 30, 2019

moldy sandwich

An annoying person

"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"

by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018

Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Moldy Bread

When your ass is overflowing with little insects that crawl up yo back and make your little boy ass look like moldy bread

"Yo you seen dat bitch she has shit crawlin up her back yo." "No she just has moldy bread my brohomie"

by Big Joe Macaroni December 14, 2019

Moldy Minge

A minge that is so used, it starts to grow a colony of microscopic organisms. Stinky.

Millie down the street has a moldy minge. You can smell it from here.

by Lick Baby July 7, 2022

Moldy Soul

When you are born into a Catholic family, but are an Atheist.

That boy had a moldy soul.

by Paradox2767 May 27, 2011

Moldy Boyz

Boys that stay in the closet for more than three weeks. They live in a dark, moist place. They usually Monster merhcandise and prefer black wife beaters over white.

Chuck and Jeff are Moldy Boyz. They live in the closet and are so gross.

by Lauralauralaura February 12, 2015