by Moist buddy's April 1, 2017

Brian: Dude, have you seen Stacy??
Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan
Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan
by Wow.That’s.Some.Bread. December 10, 2019

Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"
by Helo1218 January 2, 2012

by John Sharma June 3, 2004

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.
Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"
"sorry bro i moisted"
Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"
"nawh nigga im to moist"
"sorry bro i moisted"
Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"
"nawh nigga im to moist"
by Moistninja March 1, 2014
