moks

(sometimes spelled "mokes") large hawaiian guyz with bigass muscles and tattoos. they hate tourists and own at least forty t shirts that say "hawai'i no'ko'oi" (hawaii is the best). haoles cannot be moks, no matter wat u heard. i am haole and even tho i live in maui, smoke lotsa weed, hate tourists, speak some pidgin, surf a lot, eat spam with every meal, own 7 pairs of rubbah slippahs, have a separate circuit braker for my rice cooker, and drive a pickup (these are all traits of mokes) i am not a moke.

O shit braddah! u wen dented dat one moks truck! he gonna kick u ass alova da place now! u don foked UP brah!

by who the fuck knows? January 26, 2006

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

Moesha

Term for brandy liquor. Play on words refering to The Television show Moesha where the lead character was played by the singer/actress Brandy Norwood. Referenced by rapper E-40.

I got that Moesha in my cup.

by E Style February 12, 2006

monks walk

During the winter months, the small pathway in Surrey referred to as Monks Walk becomes a holy grail for Thorpe Park Fanboys. They flock to it in their dozens, hoping to get a glimpse of the precious rides, and perhaps construction of new ones.

Many have been known to try jumping the fence, only to start crying when they realise that there is barbed wire, and when they get back to school having bunked off they'll have to explain the cuts.

I'm going down Monks Walk to take some photos of the construction

I went down Monks Walk earlier. Nothing to see.

by Mr Blobby January 9, 2005

Monks of "Blooooooooh"

The Monks of "Blooooooooh" are a secret society based in parts of Northern Delaware, paritcularly Wilmington, Greenville, and Hockessin. They are the keepers of the sacred words, and are knowledgable in the ways of the o0o0o. They are also the inventors/users of the form of measurement known as Parape.

A Man walks up to one of the Monks of "Blooooooooh"

Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!

by Hugh Maha August 11, 2010

Meekstd

An std that is sneaky about it's existence, it's shy, not easily identifiable.

Avery had a meekstd that he spread unknowingly around his highschool because he was a slut.

by Cvmguzzler December 14, 2022

The Monks

A short lived yet kick-ass Garage rock band and one of the earliest forms of punk in Rock N Roll history. Made up of five upstanding American GI soldiers stationed in Germany, this band are a hidden gem if there ever was one. Their radically different look compared to other bands of the time came by dressing like Catholic Monks and having the scalps of their heads shaved. Their first and only album release titled 'Black Monk Time', recorded in 1965, is an underground classic, featuring songs like "Complication" and "Shut Up". Their lyrics touched on subjects of the time such as opposition to the Vietnam War. They were the anti-Beatles before anybody else was!

Mikey: Have you ever heard of this band called the Monks?
John: The UK punk band of the late seventies?
Mikey: No, I mean the cool and original one from the mid sixties that secretly made the first ever punk rock record? Give it a listen...
John: Woah, what the F....

by RockHistorian November 13, 2018