baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Vogoins July 25, 2008

misteef

an adjective that describes anything in grand size

"your socks are misteef"

"that human is misteef"

by hoffo101 March 2, 2009

mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence

Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!

by cyclopsee May 17, 2010

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

Mister Bunnycorn

An adult male seen around town wearing a Bunnycorn hat.

That hipster was all Gucci in his Mister Bunnycorn hat.

by Shougo December 15, 2022