This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
Get the dead as a missing schoolgirl mug.This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.
Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011
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Just a social media post caption for when you are majorly missing a memory and wish to go back to that moment right away. It can be used as a casual text after a mention of a happy moment spent with someone or somewhere. Might not be ideal to use it in a verbal conversation since this phrase does not come up naturally.
Aww... Look! Taylor shared a picture of our time at the beach last year with the caption 'major missing❤️'.
by Ema 446 Red October 12, 2020
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Get the Missing Link mug.THE BEST TIKTOKER EVER they’re always so nice AND she’s stunning they’re rlly good to their fans their pronouns are She/they
by elegance.ari July 5, 2021
Get the missingmyselena mug.A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.
Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?
Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?
Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.
Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.
Darin: I will do it just wait and see.
Darin: I’m better than you bitches.
Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.
Kalief: stupid*
Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?
Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?
Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.
Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.
Darin: I will do it just wait and see.
Darin: I’m better than you bitches.
Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.
Kalief: stupid*
Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
Get the 34 missing assignments mug.A "traumatizing" movie about young Megan and her best friend, Amy Herman, getting kidnapped and tortured by a man who's named "Josh" styled as an actual police case. IF you're sensitive to gore imagery, please stop watching when the words 'Photo #1' is displayed on the screen.
Person 1: Holy shit, Megan is Missing was so terrifying.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.
Person 2: I don't even know what happened, I clicked off after Photo #1 was on the screen.
Person 1: Good for you.
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