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Minnesota

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years
take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.
by AlexAitch November 17, 2007
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1. One of the 51 one state of the USA. Abreviated MN.
2. "MN" is often used in a text message to mean "My Nigger" 3. Politically correct way of of refering to a fiend as "My Nigger"
by KWJOHNSON February 19, 2009
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A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!
Minnesota: I've been to Chicago... sure, I'll just have a beer...

Oh shit another DUI!
by F U ALL September 23, 2013
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Yo this place is like Minnesota
by 2Annoying4u June 11, 2018
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Land of 10,000 lakes. Wisconsin claims that too, shut the fuck up your ‘lakes’, are just ponds.
Mall of America!! Biggest mall in America , we even have an amusement park inside. We don’t have sales tax!
Party city. Every college in Minnesota always has that one kid who’s parents funds his alcohol addiction. That’s why parties are lit.
Close to Canada. Just Incase trump gets elected again, it’s only a 6 hour road trip to new civilization!
Duluth. Ever been to Bentleyville around Christmas time? Well you should go. Amazing light show.
Best student sections known to man kind. (only the suburbs south of St. Paul, but we don’t mention it)
Road construction never ends. Ever been on 494? I’ll bet you my will that there’s never road construction on that damn interstate.

Best Buy headquarters! My dad works there, the most amazing place to work. For real.
Target. I work at target, so I know all of the secrets. Just kidding there’s not really any. But the best grocery store/place to shop by far.

Lake Minnetonka. It was fun until everyone got deathly ill from that lake this summer, and had diarrhea. Other than that, it’s a Great Lake.
Last but not least, everyone is overall nice. Goodbyes take forever. Everyone is your friend until one of you declares it is not a friendship. People care about you. At 4 way stops, everyone is having a seizure trying to let the person who stopped before them go. We actually drive awesome. Most importantly, we are mostly democrat! #fucktrump
I went to visit family in Minnesota, I could really see myself living there.
by coodiesquad October 12, 2019
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The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.
Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!
by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020
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"Hey dude, Do you know what Minnesota is ?"
"The fuck is that? Is that a real place?"
"I don't fucking know."
by I_Hate_Onions February 8, 2021
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