Milwaukee Beast

a nickname for "Milwaukee's Best" beer which is made by Miller Brewing Company which is very carbonated and cheap and can cause vicious beer shits and can lead to nausea

Im gonna go pick up a 12-pack of Milwaukee Beast at the store

by Josh6789 November 5, 2007

Milwaukee's Ass

A derrogatory, but unfortunately appropriate, nickname of the beer that thankfully did NOT make Milwaukee famous (Milwaukee's Best). Dirt-cheap but absolutely terrible, Milwaukee's Ass is a staple at underage or otherwise skeazy keggers.

"Whip out the keg o'Milwaukee's Ass!"
"I got a sixer of Milwaukee' Ass and a fresh box of Trojans, baby."

by Kello March 2, 2006

milwaukee blizzard

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partner's hair and rubbing it into the scalp. Origin of the word Milwaukee in the definition remains unknown. Some believe it is because it originated in Milwaukee, others believe it is due to the state of Wisconsin's heavy snowfall.

Woman 1:"I couldn't believe that douche bag!"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

Milwaukee Boiler

When you have aligned your open mouth to the anus to receive a musty blast.

While Matt was pouding Trish in ass he got thirsty, so he asked Stacey who was watching and masturbating for a Milwaukee Boiler. She served him.

by Brett #4 November 10, 2006

Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."

Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.

by Mark Weber June 20, 2007

milwaukees best

quite possibly the most disgusting alcoholic beverage known to man, milwaukees best comes in regular, light and ICE variations. usually found amongst older people who can no longer taste, or afford regular beer, so they go for the cheapest thing they can find that is still called beer. refer to disgusting and old people

Granpa billy: son back in my day milwaukees best was the best beer around, top notch i say. would ya like to try one?
You:sorry i gotta go

by Derrick Hughes June 1, 2006

Milwaukee

Largest City in Wisconsin. Population of close to 600,000 but on the decline. Unfortunately the city is best known by Coo Coo Cal's "In My Projects." Like most midwestern cities, Milwaukee is at it's best in the summertime when you can ride through the city and everybody is out with the whips on chrome and females with next to nothing on.

Milwaukee be jumpin when it's hot.

by I Am Who I Am June 2, 2005