Milf

"M"om "I" "L"ike to "F"uck

Damn man your mom is a milf!!!

by Cacksucka April 23, 2003

milf

a term originally used to describe a mum so hot you wanna fuck her. But has recently become used to describe anyone who is hot, regardless off age or lack of chidlren

"dude did you see that milf?"

"bro that girl was 18"

"yeah man she still a mo-fuckin milf"

by willcrisp June 01, 2009

milf

Mother I'd Like To F**k

A man wamts to f**k a "hot momma", or a hot woman.

Gary: Man, your mom is such a MILF.
Mikey: A what?
Gary: God, you retard, I wanna f**k her!

by cdl February 22, 2005

MILF

noun variation.

acronym for Midget I'd Like To Fuck.

quite simply a doable midget

thing 1: dude, thats a serious milf.

thing 2: what, that midget? i guess shes a milf, but shes also a midget.

thing 1: double milf!!

by vicousk September 14, 2009

MILF

MILF

Fifi was a very young mother and after working extremely hard for most of her adult life she grew up into a very sexy, erotic, and mature WooooMan. Bottom line, Fifi can be described in two words; FUN & Cute...

Therefore, when Fifi's mother asks her "what she wants", her reply is...Mom, I Love FUN! (aka MILFifi)

...now, it is Fifi's turn and she is ready for some nakid FunFUnFUN in the Sun that is very Caliente!

Fifi's attitude is...If it is work why do it? So why not make it FUN! Ever wonder what your friends want? We know what your friends want! FifiandFriends; fulfilling your every private adventure weekend for a lifetime of memories that are true FUN!

Mom I Love Fun - MILF

by MILFifi January 19, 2010

MILF

An acronym, standing for
M other
I 'd
L ove to
F uck

"Wow dude! Your mom is a milf!"

by Alan Goslin April 01, 2008

Milf

Hella hot mom you would do

I would fuck jake's mom. She is a Milf.

by Dc_striker January 16, 2009