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melancallie 

A dreary mood due to someone's not phoning you when you'd expected or wanted him/her to.
In a classic "Miss Piggy's Advice" column in Muppet Magazine, a mid-teenage lad complains about how his main squeeze always suffers a major bout of melancallie whenever he isn't able to "give her a jingle" in the evening, despite his repeatedly having explained to her that he's a farmer boy and thus has chores that often prevent him from being free to simply sit and "yack on the horn" for half an hour. He finishes his message to said "sage sow" by indignantly asking her, "So what am I supposed to do?!" Being a selfish brat herself --- AND a fierce feminist --- said pink-skinned flat-nosed advisor unhelpfully snorts back, "You're supposed o call her." Some help SHE turned out to be there! :P
melancallie by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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mild violence, any form of violence that doesn't bruise or draw blood
the scool fight was milance
milance by judeaywudeay September 24, 2022
Milana is a cute and loving girl that is always by your side. She is always there for you no matter how your relationship with her goes. She's always forgiving and cares about so many people. She never seems to know anything especially about herself. She's very mature but at the same time very immature by making you laugh and doing weird things. She is a loving girl that will always be there for you.The name comes from italy. It describes a very beautiful and loving person. Milana is Beautiful, smart, caring, and fiesty. She is an amazing friend to be around when times are bad, she will always put a smile on your face. Most Milanas are exotic looking with glowing skin and dark hair. She is unbelievably funny and will make you laugh untill you cant breathe. Milana is flawless, Milana is so fashionable, she must be a model.
Wow I wish i looked like milana

OMG Milana is so funny
Milana by Goalieo0502 November 21, 2023
If you have a Milanta , your probably lucky I mean she the best thing you can have I mean just cs sometimes she want to die , don’t mean nothing she pretty , kind & she loves god I MEAN SHE LOVES GOD , she also a good friend, your probably lucky to have her in your life probably not but , you can talk to her about anything I mean anything she’ll always be there for you too .
I LOVE milanta , don’t you love her too ?
Milanta by User737338384949494949 December 17, 2023

National Milania Day 

June 27, 2004