Midnight 15

When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.

*Midnight.

Tom: *eats the refrigerator.

*one year later.

Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.

Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.

Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023

midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...

"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"

by Midnight Black Worshipper August 6, 2015

midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms

The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time

by anonymous February 2, 2018

Midnight Blues

A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.

“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”

“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”

by Carnefice July 24, 2019

Midnight Bozo

The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.

"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"

by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Fisherman

A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.

As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"

by HotPixie March 18, 2008

midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

by pooter diddler October 28, 2013