midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge

by Venox2 July 9, 2021

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)

Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair

by Cuikk August 26, 2025

Midging out

Missing out

Yo bro, you just been midging out right now

by Ayve July 29, 2025