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Get the Metric Petafuckton mug.Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"
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-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
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-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker
by dildo777 September 10, 2018
Get the metric system mug.1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
by RK8913 February 19, 2011
Get the metric fuck ton mug.A system of time with the base measurement of a metric second which is equal to 1/100,000 of a day. There are 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, and ten hours to a day. So 1 metric hour is equivalent to 2 hrs. 24 min. regular time. So when it is 5.00 metric time it is noon regular time. Midnight on Metric Time starts at 0.00 hrs and runs up to 9.99 hrs. To convert from metric time to regular time take for example 5.85 metric time and multiply by 2.4 which equals the hour with a decimal. Take the decimal and multiply it by 60 to get the minutes in regular time. If you want PM just subtract 12. So 5.85 Metric Time = 14:04 or 2:04 PM.
Ever since Metric Time was established, no one ever gets confused with AM nor PM.
John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.
The incident took place at 2.68.
John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.
The incident took place at 2.68.
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