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Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004
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Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
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Merlin

When you take a girls long hair, hold it below her chin to form a beard, and proceed to fuck her face!
I gave the girl a Merlin!
by Mikeymc6 April 14, 2019
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merlino21344

Merlino21344 just killed ninja
by Merlino21344 October 28, 2019
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Merlin

A merlin (or merlyn) derived from the Middle English colloquialism for Falco columbarius, a small, bald falcon, a merlin is a vulgar maneuver, most often delivered from above--hence, the word's avian origins.

While not necessarily practiced--much like counterparts "the Cleavland steamer" and "space docking"--it has evolved into both urban myth and popular in-joke among groups of friends. There is much debate on what the act entails, often falling into regional categories. Thus, in common parlance it has become a stand-in for all bizarre, deviant and lascivious intimacies: a sort of profane catch-all, or ribald signifier, whereas what is signified is fluid and varies greatly with person and context.

The etymology of the merlin is also disputed, with some cultures ascribing it to the wizard, Merlin, of Arthurian Legend. This may be on account of the obscure and mysterious nature of the term and what it may, or may not, imply. The word can be found in literature dating as far back as the 16th century.

Currently, the growing reemergence and popularity of the term has lead, perhaps indirectly, to a decline in the popularity of its use as a given name.
be careful today. i have a feeling elizabeth's going to try to give you a merlin when you're sleeping.
by Robert de Boron August 8, 2010
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Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.
WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.
by SWMerlin February 6, 2010
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Mervins

An exclamation meaning: affirmative, cool or implying understanding.
Q: "Did you see the game last night?"
A: "Mervins!"

Q: "Hey, you wanna scoop a bean for this evening?"
A: "Word, Mervins"
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009
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