When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
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Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.
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Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.
by JosieA May 27, 2007
Get the Merlin's gag mug.The Merlin's Sleeve is a certain, and not uncommon 'breed' of female genetelia, commonly found in the Middle Eastern region. The Merlin's Sleeve is the complete opposite of a "Camel Toe" and refers to a female's vagina with a protruding, saggy Labia.
Named after it's uncanny resemblance to the sleeve of Merlin the wizard's robe. Merlin's sleeve is uncommon amongst females under the age of 14.
Named after it's uncanny resemblance to the sleeve of Merlin the wizard's robe. Merlin's sleeve is uncommon amongst females under the age of 14.
Person 1: "I could tell i wasn't her first"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "she had merlin's sleeve mate"
Guy 1: "I finally got off her underwear only to realize Merlin had left me a gift."
"Martina"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "she had merlin's sleeve mate"
Guy 1: "I finally got off her underwear only to realize Merlin had left me a gift."
"Martina"
by Yeah, i'm awesome January 31, 2010
Get the Merlin's Sleeve mug.When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006
Get the Merlin's beard mug.A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.
"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"
"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"
"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."
"You want it, you got it!"
"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"
"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."
"You want it, you got it!"
by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009
Get the Merlin's Beard mug.When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
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