Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

by JackAwful October 3, 2014

lady merlin

a hot as fuck mage from the seven deadly sins, boar sin of gluttony.
escanor's crush lol.

"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."

by hidanswhore January 31, 2021

Blinding the Merlin

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?

"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."

by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Dirty Merlin

A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.

I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.

by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters.

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022