Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.
by SWMerlin February 6, 2010
When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.
During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
by JackAwful October 3, 2014
"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."
by hidanswhore January 31, 2021
"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."
by hWnd85 December 8, 2010
by TheWizz February 12, 2010
A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.
by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009
Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters.
Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.
by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022