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marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.
You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.
by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021
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Marita

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!
guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow
by Just a brit February 15, 2010
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Marita

Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.
Ohhhh marita
by Brainjj April 13, 2019
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marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012
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Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight
They love marita to come to the 🥳
by Brainjj April 13, 2019
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Maritz

A Maritz is a very professional trustworthy person with a very unique name. A Maritz has a great attitude, and is very trustworthy. Knowing a Maritz is very rare and you should be happy if you know a Maritz.
Person #1: Hey what type of person are you?
Person #2: A Maritz!
Person #1: Oh.
by Person #420 September 9, 2018
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marital arts

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts
by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018
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