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The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
by Duesey December 1, 2003
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mercades

a very sxey lady. wit a body thats damn near perfect. she can be very flirty. also is a bit of a freak (on da lo) did i mention shes hot
mercades shes a certified dime
by hoodrichgb October 12, 2008
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Mercedes-Benz

by Comic Book Guy June 23, 2003
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Mercedes E500

The highest E-class model Mercedes has (from 2003 to 2004)
by 745man August 14, 2007
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Mercedes C

A small, but extremely luxurious Mercedes-Benz class. Usually someone who is a millionaire or whom is financially stable drives one of these.
Dude ! Look at that new Mercedes C class ! That man must be a lawyer or a doctor !
by MBenzLover January 11, 2011
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Mercedes-Benz

The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...

Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
by Beoreview November 20, 2011
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Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
by ThunderBlizzard April 19, 2008
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