Bronze medal

A butthole. Cuz it's the 3rd best hole.

She got dunk and showed me her bronze medal last night

by Rod Van Longdong March 21, 2016

medfail

The greatest feeling of anguish, rejection, humiliation and self-futility known to soulless pre-medders who have given their ALL as a sacrifice to the great energy draining MED and have been REFUSED in any way possible. This heart wrenching denial of precious doctoring dreams results in loss of hardcore pre-medders' reason to live... and induces some to do the unthinkable -> do a commerce degree to become an accountant

-every student other than the 80 first years that they take in at the University of Auckland every year has suffered ultimate medfail. Postgrads don't count because they've either failed before or had 3 years to 'find themselves'.

by meryvillain December 23, 2009

Silver Medal

A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.

The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.

Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!

Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.

by Elmer January 28, 2005

Medagan

"Medagan" is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian pronunciation of "Americano." It means someone who has entirely lost his/her ethnic culture, especially WASPs, and in some cases it means someone who is not Italian-American.

"Only medagans eat at the Olive Garden."
"They use Prego? What medagans!"

by jrr287 May 18, 2012

Gold Medal

The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.

Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.

by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010

Meda

This name is usually given to a flawless girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, this name is usually given in Lithuania. Meda's are always committed to their school work, never in a million years will you find a Meda slacking off on her school work. Meda's will appear sophisticated and calm but if you get to know them they are the best people to share a laugh with. On the other hand if you are their best friends... chances are that she won't treat you as a friend when you become best friends, she will treat you as a sister. Once you become a Meda's best friend you will share so many memories together!

Dude, Meda over there looks so flawless!

by catkitten123 January 15, 2015

madea

Contraction for "Mother Dear"; used for a grandmotherly, mathriarch figure.

"We're having the Fourth of July at Madea's this year.

by Ianman July 4, 2006