meathook

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.

Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."

by ogrck September 23, 2011

meathooked

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"

I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...

by natedawg202 August 15, 2006

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008

Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.

“How’d she cum?”

“I used the Jersey Meathook”

by Whoisasking February 4, 2019

Meatlog

A guy's penis.

That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?

by KISWDon January 14, 2009

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006

meathook

Male genitalia (a la, penis)

Touch me, I kill ya. Touch my stuff, I kill ya. And ff any of you homos try and throw your meathooks on me, I kill ya.

by cwylie April 30, 2006