Meaty

noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties

synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll

antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind

COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes

FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.

This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.

INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person

ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.

by Greggarius Maximus September 18, 2019

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Mr. Meaty

Kickass puppet show on Nickelodeon, a network formerly known as Pinwheel. It takes place in a burger joint at a food court in Scaunchboro Mall. There are two main characters. Their names are Josh Redgrove and Parker Dinkleman. Parker is sooo funny. Their goal is to make a monster movie.

All God's creatures, fresh off the grill. So come on down to Mr. Meaty, where friends meet to eat meat!

by E. Man October 14, 2006

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meany

A world used to describe a person who has acted in a mean or unfair manner, so that the victim of this treatment is unable to get their own way, therefore resulting in sulking and grumpiness on the part of the said person.

Boy/girl: mandy's invited me to a party on saturday night, please can i go?

Mother:No.

Boy/girl :OMG,that's so unfair!Why can't i go?

Mother: BECAUSE!End of conversation.

Boy/girl:meany.
(secretly hatches plan to sneak out instead...)

by wet fish June 11, 2006

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