mayodenoche

a mispelling of the word mayonnaise

i would trust this guy to say mayonnaise
mayodenoche

by riggernaper1010 September 19, 2025

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.

Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.

by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007

maydelene

A girl with dick sucking powers that is dull yet magical at the same time. She has a butthole that tastes like hotdogs

Damn boiii i got me a good maydelene

by Real hotdogga May 21, 2018

Mahode

A really cool guy who always makes you laugh

Mahode is so cool, i would love to get to know him better

by SEBBBBBB October 18, 2018

mayoket

bread with a beef with ketchup on the bottom and mayonaisee on the top and lettuce in the top of the mayonaise and more lettuce in the bottom of the ketchup
Example:

Waiter 1: Hello What's Your Order
Customer 1: My Order Is Mayoket
Waiter 1: OK, Coming right up

by The Reality of smg4 March 9, 2019

maroderad bluck

When your body is so dumb hes not even finding his own fucking toe.

Du är allt en maroderad bluck.

by ElvisPangar May 15, 2019

Maodere

A Masochists with a combination of lots of deres. It can be a masochist with a little bit Tsundere, masochist with a lilttle bit Yandere Or even both with other deres. Its basically a *interesting masochist*

A masochist that is also a tsundere? probly a Maodere

by LitNotDean September 13, 2020