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Model Mayhem

A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.

Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).
Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.

Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.

Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock
by Soul_Driver July 25, 2011
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Mass Mayhem

Referring to the mayhem thats occurs on the roads of Massachusetts and it's neighboring states. This is due to the fact that people in these states have overly-aggressive driving techniques that are rarely necessary, but often used anyway.
How was driving down to Massachusetts?
It was total Mass Mayhem.
by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011
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Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.
"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."
by More Pickle July 17, 2017
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project mayhem

In Fight Club, an operation headed by Tyler Durden that evolved from Fight Club. It's purpose, which is mentioned in the movie and made very clear in the book, is the complete destruction of civilation.
"We're going to break up civilation so we can make something better with the world" --- space monkey
by freedom man December 26, 2004
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Rockstar Mayhem Festival

A huge(and awesome tour,annual festival) 08 was its first year The headline bands were Disturbed,Slipknot,Mastadon,Dragonforce while there were many other awesome METAL bands at the Mobile Hot Topic and Jaggermister stages.
Person 1: Dude Rockstar Mayhem Festival was awesome, ill never be the same again
Person 2: Dude you should put this on urban dictionary
by Shinhiko October 3, 2008
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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.
Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!
by yogoyoyogo February 9, 2010
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Project Mayhem

An artistic project of Anonymous, willing to unveil all type of secrets on 12.21.2012
- Do you think world will end on 12.21.2012?
- Ask Anonymous about Project Mayhem, dude.
by An0nUnveiler September 8, 2011
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