maury highschool

the school where everyone is either a preppy white lacrosse kid, a loud ghetto kid, or hates everyone there. but the football team demolishes every other school so it’s alright

kids at maury highschool are too bold for their own good

by onjah17 November 11, 2019

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022

Pulling a Maury

consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 10, 2008

Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

by scooter cake May 3, 2011

maury povich

the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"

Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.

by Barold binger April 9, 2008