Lunch With Maury 

A completely over the top and usually discriminating, incriminating, hateful, spiteful, porn-like, insulting, passive-aggressive, aggressive, pain-inflicting-for-entertainment-based talk show produced by the JinxedReverend Corporation. It really just seems to be a bunch of JinxedReverend employees making people's life hell (quite frequently including other JinxedReverend employees).

The most frequent hosts are:
Jimmy, Jinx and Mr Happy.

The corporation that produces Lunch With Maury seem to keep it so it is only accessable to a certain audience but it's due for wide release early 2009.

Lunch With Maury is nothing more than an hour of mockery, sadism, pornographic situations and cruel contests which nobody can really win.

Lunch With Maury by restrictedaccesstelevision August 6, 2008

The Maury Effect 

The Maury Effect:

The percentage certain that any given "ho" is that a particular "tool" is her "baby daddy" is directly and inversely proportionate the likelihood that said "tool" is in fact the father.

Example:

The Maury Effect:

Ho: *shouting* " 120% sure Wongjohn is MY baby daddy!"
Maury: "Wongjohn is NOT the father!
Ho: *runs from stage and throws self on groung*

Analysis: Because said "ho" was 120% certain WongJohn was the father, there was a 120% lieklihood that he was NOT the father.

The Maury Effect by galexie September 14, 2009

Take it to Maury. 

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

Take it to Maury. by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Pulling a Maury 

consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

Pulling a Maury by leo "poldy" pold December 10, 2008

The Maury Povich 

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.

When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.

The Maury Povich by DGZ July 22, 2012

Dr Maury Pooper

Any jewish proctologist.

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.

Dr Maury Pooper by LongB December 11, 2008

Ji'Maury

An amazing person who is very athletic. Ji'Maury is a person that has a heart for any sport. He is sweet and funny and very talkitive. He is very smart and liked by many people.

Ji'Maury is a very nice guy.

Ji'Maury by James Cuningham January 9, 2017