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Mackerbate

To jizz on a girls gee without them knowing causing them severe embarrassment later on.
Mackerbate is to masturbate and jizz on your partner's gee while they are sleeping, after which you go to the local shop. Then when you come back with the breakfast and your partner wakes up, they're morto because they think that they're after having a dirty wet dream!
by Someone else you don't know November 12, 2011
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mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.
Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson
by Hbobcat December 7, 2020
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Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.
by JMBrowning May 25, 2014
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holy mackerel

it is a joke melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

it has bad damage but its almost used by all casual scouts becuase its funny
it also has jiggle bone physics when you hold it and can sometimes twist itself when you swing it
fish scout:fish
everyone else in the server: fish
the fish they are refering to is the holy mackerel item
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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Salt Mackerel

a reference to a girl that is probably very pretty, but you don't like her, or she is very ugly and only you think that
it can also man a girl with no standards or low quality
"Hey Joey, whats up?"
Nothing much Jake. Did you see Trisha today? Oh my GOD she was looking fine as everr!"
"What? She's nothing dude. That chick is just some salt mackerel."
"You only say that because she doesn't like you."
"I told you not to bring that up man"
by rakeem-o-mundo April 23, 2008
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Mackers

Large male normally in poor physical condition. Someone with testicals that loves McDonalds food. Cross with nackers and McDonalds
by bob aka gwalms February 20, 2009
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mucker

Slang term for a vagina...
That bitch gave bad head, so I gave her a boot to the mucker...
by Honorarius April 9, 2006
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