math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022

Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

mating

When two organisms of the oppisite gender, go into sexual activitys, and make a new organism of the same species.

Look! The two birds are mating!! a new one will come soon! :D

by theliongod December 2, 2005