Mattie

a sick bastard who tells silly asians your dirty dreams and will create horribly awkward moments in front of a grocery store. A Mattie can also be related to poop

Sue- "Zomg! that bitch is a bitch!"
Karen- "Psh chya! She's such a mattie"

by puppylove2852 October 22, 2008

mattie

tom gay guya chap named tom, who is a gay guy.

mattie boy who likes men, esp. little boys in highschool 15 and under

by mo ho July 16, 2008

Mattie

There are two types. The person who likes their own cousin so I call her Alabama, and steals your freaking crush and so you hate her. There is also the one that is your friend and she’s nice.

Omg Mattie is so rude SHE STOLE MY CRUSH SHES DATING HIM

by UmChileAnywaysSo September 4, 2020

Mattie

Beautiful, sexy, shy, nymphomanic though. This girl will drool over alot. Sweetheart, and will be loyal to only you. If you show her what you got. ;)

God mattie's been drooling over my balls since last Tuesday.

by marie93 November 24, 2014

Mattcew

A force to be reckoned with. Someone who will never give up. Don't ever doubt him, he will prove you wrong. Rambunctious, exuberant, kind, thoughtful with a touch of mischief and rowdiness.

Your man cheated on you so Mattcew s going to take out his knee caps for you!

by Matt5988 December 20, 2016

Mattimeo

All around creepy guy, most likely a child molester.

Mattimeo is a really creepy guy, he really wants parkers cock

by XXBadboyxx July 3, 2017

Mattie

Dumb brunette, often has broad shoulders. Most likely Nonathletic but tries very hard. Low key freak in bed. Usually shady but has unlimited excuses.

Bro my girl is being really "mattie" right now. I'm pretty sure shes not telling me everything.

by pu$$y$layer6969 April 20, 2018