Definitions by puppylove2852

Mattie 

a sick bastard who tells silly asians your dirty dreams and will create horribly awkward moments in front of a grocery store. A Mattie can also be related to poop

Sue- "Zomg! that bitch is a bitch!"
Karen- "Psh chya! She's such a mattie"

Mattie by puppylove2852 October 22, 2008