Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.

No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker

by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011

don matteo

The hottest prete of all time

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021

Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 02, 2025

Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 06, 2024

Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.

I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.

by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021

Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021