Methodist

A "METHodist" is someone to engages in the use of Methamphetamine. If a dealer is trying to be discreet and find customers without reveal outright that he's a dealer, he'll ask "so, you a Methodist?", if they are a meth-head, in this part of the world, they'll know what he/she means and respond accordingly.

Dealer: "Hey man, you a Methodist?"
Meth-head: "Yeah dude. I'll take a 1/2 gram"

by M4RKz October 1, 2011

masocistic

Someone who loves pain with all their mind, body and soul. They just might hurt themselves to feel excited.

Rylee: "Dude that guy is hurting himself."
Sam: "leave it, alone man, he's masocistic."
Masochist: "Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaa"

by Nobleman0622 August 9, 2016

Methodist

Someone who smokes meth and posts Bible quotes

Person 1: you should try my church
Person 2: no no you're a Baptist and I am a Methodist
Person 1: oh I didn't know you were a Methodist?

Person 2: oh yes indeed I already post too many Bible quotes and smoke my fair share of meth.

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Methodist College

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

by conejo October 29, 2005

Methodist

The religion in which we believe in the Son Of God but not God himself. We the Methodist love Kats but hate kittens. The first church of the Methodists completely covered North America.
after being established this church was decided to be to small.
Thus was renevated to a 12 by 4cm building. this building was now a 2-dimensional building and made it much easier to fit into

Do u really need an example of a Methodist?

by Christopher Feddicez June 24, 2012

Methodist

An organizer, binder, and substainer of the peace within a small group.

Methodists are commonly found strategizing years into the future.

by Just stories October 2, 2016

methodist0ne

means the coolest person on the vesti and gets all the girls when he shows them the goods.

methodist0ne = TeH CoOlNeSs

by John G February 12, 2005