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Masterbayshin

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind
by D Flawless June 3, 2022
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masterfece

an exceptionally large or shapely piece of feces.
Whoa, dude! Check out this totally choice masterfece I just laid! It's shaped like a seahorse!
by IsisIncognito July 3, 2005
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Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage August 14, 2016
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The Master Key Position

The master key position is when the dominant male uses off hand to choke female counterpart while inserting the index and middle fingers into said vagina. From this moment on, the male has complete control of said female. The master key position can be utilized on a couch or a bed at any given time.
In order to control your girl you have to use the master key position on her.
by Mhadtt Aucella August 22, 2017
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Masterfly

adj, anything that is hella cool, it has to be dope as hell
Dude, that Mustang is masterfly.
by J_Hawk08 December 12, 2007
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Masterbex

A person who stands off to the side and masterbates while watching two others have sex. (Masterbate + sex = Masterbexe)
During threesomes I never join in, I'm more of a Masterbex
by RFS447 June 4, 2017
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Masterdebating

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.
"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."
by 101Dubzilla101 May 13, 2010
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