Maselino

I can’t simply tell you enough about how gay a name can be. Being named Maselino is truly a shame, if you are named Maselino, I apologise on behalf of every non Maselino in the world. For we are sorry. We know it is tough being astronomically lower than another at basketball but let me tell you this. If you are named Maselino, just know that now and forever, that you will never be better than a handsome, masculine, strong and sexy man named Waylon at basketball both skilfully and fundamentally.

“Is that Maselino? Damn, must be tough losing to Waylon all the time”

by He knows who I am ;) July 19, 2022

william maslin

He is Porn obsessed British teenager who pretends he knows memes when hes actually a bit of a normie and accuses other kids of being normies.

Fuck off William Maslin.
William Maslin, we need to talk about all that Latino porn you've been watching

by ALLUMINIUM SNACK BAR September 14, 2018

mashin

Mashin is a word used to descibe beating some one up very badly. Or also can be used as insultin someone very badly.

Example = Man I seen you at the club the other night straight mashin on that mutha.
Meaning: I saw you at the club the seriously beating someone up.

by Dazzle June 11, 2006

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze October 14, 2011

Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

menstrual mashing

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.

Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008