masad

a punjabi term for your uncle. specifically the husband of your aunt on your mother's side.

my masad and masi will come
mera masda the masi aun gaye.

by simsim07 May 25, 2011

masaaki

A form of anal warts.

I have an itchy anus because my masaaki's are out again

by Rajy69er August 19, 2019

Macadamia Ranch

A place to house the mentally ill.

Same as booby hatch, funny farm, "insane asylum", "loony bin", "nut house", "cuckoos nest" etc.

After I had a nervous breakdown, I was admitted to the Macadamia ranch for a little mental vacation.

by ninefeetdeep July 14, 2008

maladaptive daydreaming

When a person spends a big majority of their time just daydreaming. A person will actively move around daydreaming and music is a big trigger for it. There is no certain medication for it because doctors have just recently been studying it and are looking for a medication that would suit it best. People with Maladaptive daydreaming are often lazy because they would rather daydream. The daydreams are usually them in different situations with different people. They will daydream about what they wish they had in life such as maybe a girlfriend, a new friend, or just doing something cool in general. People with maladaptive daydreaming are often shy and don't have much of a social life.

Why does Tommy move around and listen to music all the time?

He must have maladaptive daydreaming

by Zeke Tittysburg February 19, 2014

masala daddy

A PIMP of indian standards dat provides how ever much he desires upon his ladkis, Not to be confused withe the Sugar daddy dat is widely popular in America. Masala daddies are known to be notoriously cheap, many question why would the girl remain under the constant care n watch of a masala daddy?, the answer is that the daddy is so stud n god like to the ladki she wants to stay wit him no matter how much he gives, be it 1 quarter or 2 quarters!

(masala daddy): here baby girl daddy gots u 2 shiny quarters!
(Ladki) oh thank u daddy!
(masala daddy) umm yea ima need change back for dat yo!

by RavivaR June 23, 2010

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

masagantuan

A cross between massive and gargantuan, however more immense than both.

DUDE that joint is masagantuan!

by Arsonomega June 19, 2007