Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.
Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!
Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?
Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!
Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?
by Dom Todger May 25, 2009
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by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016
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Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
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by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021
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by halcyon.dazed March 16, 2023
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Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
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by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
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Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."
Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"
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Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"
by halffullflusher February 23, 2014
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