marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008

Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

maritzel

She is a very indescribable person she never knows what to say she is at times a very awesome person but at other times a heartless soul so in other words just don’t..... just don’t

Maritzel is a very unfortunate person

by FuCk ChapS November 28, 2019

Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.

How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?

by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020